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PREVIOUSLY ON CHEERS
Here we have a blushing groom.

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Don't tell me.

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You and Kelly couldn't wait
Until the wedding night, right?

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Bad news, guys.
The wedding is cancelled.

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- What are you saying, Carla?
- According to my birth chart,

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today is the worst day possible
to get married.

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If they get married,
the marriage will be a disaster.

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The only reason for me to accept this union,
It's just that my daughter loves you very much.

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I know she had other suitors
with better experiences,

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but everyone had
one thing in mind.

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They couldn't keep their hands off
My girl and I hate it.

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If you don't like it,
Why don't you leave?

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Very good.
We will.

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I think it's better to warn
to take this photo later.

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- Why?
- Because the priest is dead.

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Cheers
S10E26 - An Old Fashioned Wedding Part 2

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Dead?
He can't be dead.

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Just sat there
to take a nap.

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- Frasier, are you sure?
- I trained as a doctor.

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He's dead. It is not committed
this error twice.

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Poor thing.

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Do you want to stop that?

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No, poor Woody.

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The marriage is over.

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Unless one of you
meet an incredible ventriloquist.

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Someone better warn him.

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You're right.
He will be devastated.

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Say it carefully, Sam.

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Sam?
Why am I responsible?

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Hey Wood!
How are you, man?

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Hi, Sam.
I just came to get my flower.

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He just came to get the flower.

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Listen, I didn't have the chance

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to thank you for having
made this day wonderful.

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Helping me with Kelly's father.

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We would do anything
for you,

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anything
humanly possible.

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I know they would, Sam.

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I know you would
and thank you for everything.

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This is the best day
of my life.

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That's great.

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How would you feel
if we had to cancel?

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What, are you kidding?

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No way.
Why would we cancel?

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I don't know, let's say
that the pastor had to...

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...to leave.
- Go away.

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He's retired, Sam.

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That's right.

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His wife
died ten years ago.

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He has no family.

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From what I heard,
he barely has a life.

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You heard right.

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I have the best life
that anyone can ask for.

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Best friends and I'm leaving
marry Kelly in 30 minutes.

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And I feel like the man
luckiest in the whole world.

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Of course you are, friend.
Goodbye.

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Great.
What are we going to do?

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I think you should call
for the police.

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One of us should tell
to mr. Gaines.

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That will be great.

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What should we do?
Throwing rice at the hearse?

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If we tell anyone,
they will cancel the celebration.

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Rebecca is right.

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A corpse at the wedding
It's a bad idea.

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Both times we did this in
My family, we regret this.

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Wait a minute.
Wait, wait.

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Woody didn't say
Does this old man have no friends?

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What harm would it do if we didn't say
to anyone for a few hours?

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What are we going to do
with the pastor Goodbye-Goodbye?

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Who will perform the ceremony?

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Did Kelly say something about
have an uncle who is a pastor.

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- Uncle Roger!
- Great! All good.

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Cliffie, go look
Uncle Roger.

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- Roger.
- That's what I said.

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Go! Go! Go.

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Frasier, go make conversation
little while I order more drinks.

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Norm, Carla, put the body
there in the basement.

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Rebecca, freeze the cake.

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Why do I always stay
with the hardest part?

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Just do that, please.

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Come on, come on.
Quickly.

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Maurice has already left
the ice here,

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maybe I can
make this cake.

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But what am I going to do
about the dolls above?

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Can't you fix it?

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- Here, use this.
- Sam, that's pat.

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Want to do your head
of the groom with meat?

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Why not?
Must look like Woody.

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Sammy, Sam.
Uncle Roger.

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Hello, Uncle Roger!

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Nice to meet you, Sam!

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I heard wonderful things
about you.

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- Who are you?
- I'm the best man, sir.

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We were imagining
if you could help us

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and perform the wedding
by Kelly and Woody.

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I would be honored.
I love weddings.

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They are wonderful young people.

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Do I know them?

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Quick, black coffee, Norm.

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I love black coffee!

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Black coffee is wonderful!

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But do you know what it is
even more wonderful?

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Yes.

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Here we go.

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Here we go.
Here.

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Uncle Roger, this is Norm.

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- He will help you.
- Nice to meet you, Norm.

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I heard wonderful things
about you!

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Cliffie,
serves some canaps.

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- Makes people happy.
- Right.

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Why is it
taking so long?

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The marriage should already
have started.

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Something happened, Lilith.

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I'm afraid I can't
give details,

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but maybe you should go there
sing and dance

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and use your talents
to entertain people.

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My God, someone died,
wasn't it?

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You can count on me, Sam.

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My God,
death at a wedding.

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How terrible.

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Okay, you see?

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There's no need to panic.
Everything is under control.

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Sorry?

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This is German.
Does anyone speak German?

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Just the basics, Sam.

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- Sorry.
- I think he wants to go to the bathroom.

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I bet you're right.
Sorry.

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After those doors,
Goldfinger.

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How are you, Monika?

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I am really sorry. my husband
Was it being a pest?

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Your husband? When I met you,
I didn't know you were married,

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much less
which was with that Kaiser.

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Don't worry.

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He is terribly jealous

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with all men
who I was raised with.

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Maybe you are
too polite.

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I came looking for you, Sam, to
give you a little present.

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I didn't need to do that.

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Consider this a payment.

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Now I have a problem.

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My legs are cold.

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How do you think I can
warm up?

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If you were a cricket, you could
rub them together.

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Don't tease me, Sam.

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I'll be waiting for you,

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unless you need it
another incentive.

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No, no, no,
no more incentives.

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Thank you very much.

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Lord,
What am I going to do?

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Hey, friend.
How are you?

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Hey, Sam.
I miss her.

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I want to go there and say "hello".

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No, no. You can't
control your hormones a little?

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Look who's talking!

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Yes.

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You got me, mate.

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Be careful!

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Sammy, you must
go see Lilith there.

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She's sweating, singing,
dancing, doing imitations!

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Doing everything,
less music with a spoon.

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I'm cooking.

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Give me a L.

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Thanks.

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Maybe it's not that bad
let them see the corpse.

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Uncle Roger!
Are you feeling better?

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Yes,
I'm feeling better.

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Are you feeling good?
to hold a wedding?

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Holding a wedding?
I would rather die.

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Don't start with that.

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I hate weddings.

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My own wedding
it was a disaster.

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Sometimes I prayed
and asked to die

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and go to a better hell
than what I was experiencing.

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Talk to him, Norm.
Please.

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What will I do?
Argue with the man?

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The wedding
ruined my life.

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Norm, Norm,
if you knew...

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Amen, brother, amen.

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Not now, Cliffie!
Do me a favor.

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Take Uncle Roger there.

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Find Frasier
and gives him quick therapy.

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Of course.
Okay, friend, let's go.

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- Are you married?
- No, sir, I'm not.

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- I came close once.
- She was a lucky girl.

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Thank you, sir.

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Why the delay?
Where is Dr. Chatfield?

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Dr. Chatfield...

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...challenged the Chef and waiters
for a run in the park

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and that's where they are now,
to run.

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- Thank you very much.
- He was asking for it.

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The pastor must be ready
in five minutes.

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I will use this opportunity

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to fetch champagne
in the wine cabinet.

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- Good idea.
- Everyone loves wine, Rebecca.

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No!
No!

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Please
this is very dangerous.

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Let me go get it for you.

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I'm going to choose a wine.

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Rebecca, can you sew
a button for me?

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Kelly, what are you doing
here in the kitchen?

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Now that you're here,
Let me take a look at you.

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Yes, yes, let's all go
look at her.

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Kelly, stay here
near the table.

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Doesn't she look pretty?

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Yes, yes, yes.

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I'm just a bartender, but even I
I can see how beautiful she is.

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Look at her, sir. Gaines.
Turn around, Kelly.

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Look at this dress!
Look at the hair!

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Look at that tail!

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Well, you are a princess,
Aren't you, Kelly?

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Cliffie!

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You arrived just in time.

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The bride and her father would like
of a photo before the wedding!

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Of course, Sammy.

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- Now look at me.
- Just look at Cliff.

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- I am blind impaired.
- Coming through.

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Very good. Here we go.
Let's take another one.

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Good idea.
Come right here

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and I'll take a photo
of your eyes.

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You blinded me
with that damn flash.

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Will you be sensible?

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I'm not going to have another wedding.

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- What was that?
- Maybe it was the radio.

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Yes.
Turn off the damn radio.

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I have a headache.
I'm going to lie down for a bit.

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No, sir. You have
How to choose a wine

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so we can drink champagne.

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Do you eat a lot of sugar, Sam?

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No, sir,
I'm just a marriage nut.

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What are you doing dressed like that?
Let's go.

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Mr. Gaines can see you.
Get out of here.

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I still need to sew
my button.

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Woody was joking
and he kind of... ripped it off.

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- Where is the button?
- He's with Woody.

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I'll get it.
Woody!

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My God.

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Give me the button.
Here it is.

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Here, Rebecca.
Sew it up, quick.

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Sam, I'm in
the icing on the cake.

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If it weren't, I would sew,
but I'm putting the cover on.

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You don't know how to sew,
why not?

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I don't even know how to put it
the damn cover.

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I know how to sew.

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The mother thought
that was a skill

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that all men
they should learn.

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That was very sensible
on her part.

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Of course, I also know how to knit,
crochet and bargello.

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You have to see a rug that
I played John Wayne going up to heaven.

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Very good, sir. Godfather.
Thank you very much.

251
00:12:20,213 --> 00:12:21,613
My pants are torn.

252
00:12:21,614 --> 00:12:23,175
I'm sorry, Woody.

253
00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:24,671
Kelly's father was here.

254
00:12:24,672 --> 00:12:26,417
Why don't you go
to her room?

255
00:12:26,418 --> 00:12:29,649
Maybe Cliffie can
take care of your pants.

256
00:12:29,650 --> 00:12:31,630
These dogs should already know me.

257
00:12:31,631 --> 00:12:34,643
Mr. Gaines give them mine
shoes to smell.

258
00:12:35,462 --> 00:12:37,296
Quick, quick,
take it off.

259
00:12:37,297 --> 00:12:41,433
Now if we can put the body
in the basement

260
00:12:41,434 --> 00:12:43,435
and Frasier fixes it
Uncle Roger,

261
00:12:43,436 --> 00:12:44,970
Rebecca arranges the cake,

262
00:12:44,971 --> 00:12:46,972
to Lilith
entertain guests

263
00:12:46,973 --> 00:12:49,842
and Cliffie fixing his pants
Woody, then we're all ready.

264
00:12:49,843 --> 00:12:52,456
Sammy, I hate that I'm the one
tell you,

265
00:12:52,457 --> 00:12:55,781
but it looks like the body fell
by the garbage elevator.

266
00:12:55,782 --> 00:12:57,182
My God.

267
00:12:57,183 --> 00:12:59,163
Right now when everything
it was going well.

268
00:13:12,299 --> 00:13:13,765
The body is gone, Sam.

269
00:13:13,766 --> 00:13:16,568
We'll have to find it
before someone else finds it.

270
00:13:16,569 --> 00:13:19,604
"Horoscope is for suckers,
Carla."

271
00:13:19,672 --> 00:13:22,207
Does anyone know where
Does this elevator go?

272
00:13:22,275 --> 00:13:23,709
To the basement, I guess.

273
00:13:23,710 --> 00:13:25,811
Robin and I would have one,

274
00:13:25,878 --> 00:13:27,979
right after the kitchen
in the corners of the fireplace,

275
00:13:28,047 --> 00:13:29,981
with these glass windows,

276
00:13:30,049 --> 00:13:33,652
overlooking the small
herb garden.

277
00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:36,321
I would love
if he were dead.

278
00:13:37,924 --> 00:13:39,391
Okay, here's the thing.

279
00:13:39,392 --> 00:13:42,728
Go outside, see yourself
the entrance to the basement.

280
00:13:42,729 --> 00:13:44,196
No problem, Sammy.

281
00:13:45,498 --> 00:13:46,898
Problem, Sammy.

282
00:13:46,899 --> 00:13:50,068
All good.
Plan B.

283
00:13:50,069 --> 00:13:51,770
Okay, someone climb
here by the elevator

284
00:13:51,838 --> 00:13:53,305
and I send him down.
- Right.

285
00:13:53,306 --> 00:13:55,073
Combined.

286
00:13:55,141 --> 00:13:57,009
No...

287
00:13:57,076 --> 00:13:59,011
I just thought maybe
Carla should go.

288
00:13:59,078 --> 00:14:03,048
Of course. I would love to go down there
 � dig by a rope

289
00:14:03,049 --> 00:14:04,850
Looking for a corpse
in the dark.

290
00:14:04,917 --> 00:14:06,818
Who believes in horoscopes?

291
00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,321
Are you there yet?

292
00:14:09,389 --> 00:14:10,822
<i>A little more!</i>

293
00:14:10,823 --> 00:14:12,424
Hello, Uncle Sam.

294
00:14:16,329 --> 00:14:18,664
Since you have the
my socks,

295
00:14:18,732 --> 00:14:20,532
I thought you would need
of something to...

296
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,034
...hold them.

297
00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:25,137
Hell, not now.

298
00:14:26,839 --> 00:14:28,307
Look, this is wrong.

299
00:14:28,374 --> 00:14:31,209
Today is my friend's wedding.
I can't ruin everything.

300
00:14:31,210 --> 00:14:34,646
And I have certain moral standards
that I refuse to compromise.

301
00:14:34,714 --> 00:14:37,616
Right after the wedding,
my poor husband

302
00:14:37,617 --> 00:14:40,986
you have to travel
to Dusseldorf.

303
00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:42,921
Okay, but I buy it
the breakfast.

304
00:14:47,026 --> 00:14:48,560
I don't feel good about this.

305
00:14:48,628 --> 00:14:50,529
But I've felt much worse
in the past.

306
00:14:52,098 --> 00:14:53,999
Carla, dear,
I'm sorry!

307
00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:55,667
<i>That wasn't funny,
Sammy!</i>

308
00:14:55,735 --> 00:14:58,470
<i>- Did you find the body?
- Yes. Now he pulls us up.</i>

309
00:14:58,471 --> 00:15:01,206
It's fine. Here we go.
Here we go.

310
00:15:01,274 --> 00:15:03,708
- I see you.
- What are you doing, Sam?

311
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,480
Nothing.
Why?

312
00:15:08,548 --> 00:15:10,615
I need a bandage
for mr. Clavin.

313
00:15:10,683 --> 00:15:12,684
He stuck his finger in
sew my button

314
00:15:12,752 --> 00:15:14,152
and he's acting like a baby.

315
00:15:14,220 --> 00:15:16,811
Apparently his mother
used to tell stories

316
00:15:16,812 --> 00:15:18,490
about gangrene before bed.

317
00:15:19,559 --> 00:15:22,894
- Carla! Dear!
- No! I'm not listening.

318
00:15:22,895 --> 00:15:24,329
Roger, please!

319
00:15:24,397 --> 00:15:26,431
I am a psychiatrist.
You are a pastor.

320
00:15:26,499 --> 00:15:27,899
We are two professionals.

321
00:15:27,900 --> 00:15:29,968
We are in business
of helping people.

322
00:15:30,036 --> 00:15:31,737
Don't make me hit you!

323
00:15:31,804 --> 00:15:33,939
I won't come close
of that wedding.

324
00:15:34,007 --> 00:15:36,742
Sam, I give up. I tried them all
known therapies.

325
00:15:36,743 --> 00:15:38,543
This man
cannot be helped.

326
00:15:38,611 --> 00:15:40,011
I don't understand this.

327
00:15:40,012 --> 00:15:42,881
He was perfectly happy
when he was drunk.

328
00:15:42,949 --> 00:15:46,118
I'll call Dr. Daniels.
Dr Jack Daniels.

329
00:15:50,256 --> 00:15:52,324
Carla?
Honey, I'm so sorry.

330
00:15:52,392 --> 00:15:53,892
You are a dead man,
Malone.

331
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:56,495
I'm sorry, honey.
I'm going to pull you right now.

332
00:15:56,496 --> 00:15:58,363
Do you want to give it to me here
a hand, Norm?

333
00:15:59,169 --> 00:16:01,971
This man didn't walk that much
when he was alive.

334
00:16:03,407 --> 00:16:06,542
- I'm sorry, darling.
- Don't apologize, Sam.

335
00:16:06,610 --> 00:16:08,277
You letting go of me was funny

336
00:16:08,345 --> 00:16:10,346
and then the second time
it was historic.

337
00:16:10,414 --> 00:16:12,682
Then the third time,
I told myself...

338
00:16:20,557 --> 00:16:22,224
Frasier, do you speak German?

339
00:16:25,329 --> 00:16:27,197
I learned a little
during college,

340
00:16:27,264 --> 00:16:31,467
but it's been a long time.
I recognized the word "mutilate."

341
00:16:35,673 --> 00:16:38,069
He talks very fast,
but I can say

342
00:16:38,070 --> 00:16:40,677
who is clearly crazy.
But he's good with a sword.

343
00:16:40,678 --> 00:16:42,678
Tell him I didn't touch
on his wife.

344
00:16:51,027 --> 00:16:53,195
Thank you, Frasier.

345
00:16:54,731 --> 00:16:56,832
I thought it would be
a dead man.

346
00:16:58,001 --> 00:16:59,468
No.

347
00:16:59,535 --> 00:17:01,336
This is mine.
Yes, yes, look, I...

348
00:17:01,404 --> 00:17:03,505
Surgical condition,
poor circulation.

349
00:17:03,573 --> 00:17:05,674
Yes, that's much better.

350
00:17:05,742 --> 00:17:07,976
You know, actually,
That's really better.

351
00:17:18,421 --> 00:17:20,689
Well I tried to tell you.

352
00:17:31,768 --> 00:17:33,368
What does this mean, anyway?

353
00:17:33,436 --> 00:17:35,070
That you'll never need
to worry

354
00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:36,638
with the German maple project.

355
00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:42,044
Sir. At least, I think
I'll like the daylight.

356
00:17:42,111 --> 00:17:43,612
The night is young.

357
00:17:46,716 --> 00:17:49,017
You're going to have to let her out
sooner or later.

358
00:17:49,018 --> 00:17:50,786
Later.
Much later.

359
00:17:52,121 --> 00:17:55,390
For God's sake.
$72 million

360
00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:57,926
and they can't pay
an antiseptic.

361
00:17:57,994 --> 00:18:01,063
I'll let you know,
if I lose this finger,

362
00:18:01,064 --> 00:18:03,231
this house and everything it has
inside will be mine.

363
00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:05,301
Just remind me to call
to my lawyer

364
00:18:05,302 --> 00:18:06,835
after the wedding,
are you ok?

365
00:18:06,903 --> 00:18:09,137
Marriage?
I love weddings.

366
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,542
In this case, I would like
to perform the ceremony?

367
00:18:13,609 --> 00:18:15,677
I can do better than that.

368
00:18:15,745 --> 00:18:18,213
I'm going to do the ceremony!

369
00:18:21,918 --> 00:18:24,619
- After all, where is Woody?
- Upstairs with Kelly.

370
00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:26,721
I started thinking
who was sailing.

371
00:18:26,789 --> 00:18:28,256
Want to give me a hand here?

372
00:18:29,392 --> 00:18:31,693
Why are we the only ones
Thinking this is funny?

373
00:18:34,097 --> 00:18:35,964
Okay, Roger, shall we go?

374
00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:39,301
Not so fast!

375
00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:42,070
Can I kiss the bride?

376
00:18:42,138 --> 00:18:43,705
No, no.
Not now.

377
00:18:43,773 --> 00:18:46,041
You have plenty of time for this
after the wedding.

378
00:18:46,109 --> 00:18:50,812
- I'm a little drunk.
- That will be our little secret.

379
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,615
- Yes, you're right.
- Black coffee.

380
00:18:53,683 --> 00:18:56,985
Quick. I need a sale
and three sharp axes.

381
00:18:58,355 --> 00:19:01,189
Lilith, you don't need that.
The wedding will begin.

382
00:19:01,190 --> 00:19:03,425
Not before my big finale.

383
00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:09,531
Right. It seems like we are
all ready.

384
00:19:09,599 --> 00:19:12,200
- After all, where is Woody?
- Upstairs with Kelly

385
00:19:12,268 --> 00:19:13,969
training another smile.
- What?

386
00:19:14,036 --> 00:19:16,671
Looks like we're ready
to start the wedding.

387
00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:18,874
- I'm going to get Kelly.
- No, sir. Gaines.

388
00:19:18,875 --> 00:19:20,876
Okay, Sam and you are going to get
Woody. Let's go.

389
00:19:20,943 --> 00:19:24,012
Go to Kelly's room,
mr. Gaines.

390
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,994
Sam, please.
You're screaming so loud

391
00:19:25,995 --> 00:19:29,584
that you will wake up a dead man.
- If only I could.

392
00:19:29,652 --> 00:19:32,354
Do you think there is some way
him leaving the room?

393
00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:35,490
He could jump out the window
and enter through the back door.

394
00:19:36,059 --> 00:19:37,492
Great.
Maybe it's him.

395
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:48,003
Why do dogs
Were you scared?

396
00:19:48,071 --> 00:19:50,739
Mayday...

397
00:19:53,309 --> 00:19:56,111
It's revenge day!

398
00:19:56,179 --> 00:19:58,080
No, darling,
please darling...

399
00:19:58,147 --> 00:20:00,182
Stay still
and act like a man.

400
00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:01,850
No, I never fight
with women,

401
00:20:01,851 --> 00:20:03,651
especially one
that could kill me.

402
00:20:03,652 --> 00:20:05,720
You just iced the cake.

403
00:20:06,156 --> 00:20:08,090
Someone might get hurt
accidentally.

404
00:20:08,091 --> 00:20:11,360
- It won't be accidentally!
- No. Please. No, Carla.

405
00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:12,828
Please.
I need help.

406
00:20:12,829 --> 00:20:15,897
Attention, everyone.
Here comes the bride.

407
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:19,701
Mr. Gaines, you must
be very proud.

408
00:20:27,343 --> 00:20:29,077
Woody, this was close.

409
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,346
Now I'm going to
have to marry her today.

410
00:20:33,950 --> 00:20:36,885
- Right, friend. Ready?
- I'm ready, Sam.

411
00:20:36,886 --> 00:20:39,087
- Right. Here we go.
- Wait.

412
00:20:39,088 --> 00:20:42,958
Wood, before you see, there is one thing
that I would like to give you.

413
00:20:42,959 --> 00:20:44,632
Something that someone
you should have given me

414
00:20:44,633 --> 00:20:46,928
at my wedding.
Cliffy, hold him, please.

415
00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:48,463
No, no, no.

416
00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:52,034
It's okay, sir. Peterson.
I really love her.

417
00:20:52,035 --> 00:20:54,903
Okay, Wood, just don't come
complain in ten years.

418
00:20:54,971 --> 00:20:57,372
However, you will know
Where to find me, right?

419
00:20:58,308 --> 00:20:59,741
Turn around.

420
00:20:59,742 --> 00:21:02,344
I'm so proud of you.

421
00:21:02,412 --> 00:21:04,212
Thanks, Sam.
Thank you very much.

422
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:05,981
Let's go.

423
00:21:07,417 --> 00:21:08,817
See, Carla?

424
00:21:08,818 --> 00:21:10,252
You were wrong.

425
00:21:10,253 --> 00:21:12,320
Of course, it could have been
a disaster,

426
00:21:12,388 --> 00:21:16,191
but we all work together
and we managed to do everything.

427
00:21:16,259 --> 00:21:17,993
You know something?

428
00:21:18,061 --> 00:21:20,662
I think it will run
everything is fine in this marriage.

429
00:21:21,931 --> 00:21:23,598
All good.

430
00:21:34,405 --> 00:21:36,581
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